WHADAFUCK?!

crap man. i'm fat! prior to writing this blog i hopped on the scale and guess what i saw?! 195! kick ass man! i think i want to break 200 before dieting. sounds fun. hehe i weighed in at 200 pounds! yay! hahaha NO I WILL LOSE WEIGHT. I'LL BE SEXY AGAIN. I WILL I WILL.... THIS IS EVIDENCE THAT I WILL GO ON A DIET! STARTING THIS VERY MOMENT OCTOBER 5 10:00 PM